*Survey* On a scale of 0 to 1 Billion, how sucky is your boss?

Mine just called me & asked me to look up a number for him. He's sitting in his office and I'm 99% sure there is a phone book in there. Lazy sonofa..... not to mention the fact that he never signs in the right spot even though I put a huge sticker on the paper that says SIGN HERE YOU DUMB ----->